crystallized-teardrops:

i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr

wumbologyteacher:

hey look its your wardrobe

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crocnessmonster:

internetexplorers:

1rd

2st

3nd

i have never been more frustrated in my life

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

strikinqly:

no one wants to be your tumblr gf shut up 

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

sextblogger:

there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like